It’s quite simple. You can’t eat a muffin without dropping crumbs all over the place.

I’m trying to read the latest tech news while eating a blueberry muffin with my morning coffee.

This has resulted in muffin crumbs all over the desk and keyboard.
Some of the muffin crumbs missed the desk entirely and ended up in my lap and on the floor.

This is an ongoing problem that I have. Even if I try to catch the muffin crumbs on a plate some invariably escape onto the floor.

We need muffins that do not drop crumbs, how difficult is that?